@offby1 This is just me now -- and I don't mean any offense!! But -- just going by your avatar -- have you been able to actually check the colour of your ass? I'm just assking :-)
Also, I'm a canuck, so 'Confederate Memorial Day' was news to me until your post. I didn't know it was a thing even. Why would all y'all promote it by posting it on the interwebs?
And now I've just made things worse... :-( See?