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Sacht ma... kann jemand einen guten Saugroboter empfehlen?

Anforderungen bisher:
- Telefoniert nicht nach Hause (d.h. ohne CloudControl).
- Nervt nicht mit Dingen wie "mach nen Account!!1elf!", "verbinde mit Alexa/GoogleHome" etc.
- Kann mit Durchgängen von 36x9 cm umgehen.
- Kann mit Teppichkanten von 3 cm Höhe und flauschigem Teppich umgehen.
- Kann mit langen Haaren umgehen, ohne heißzulaufen.
- Bonus: lässt sich mit HomeAssistant verbinden.

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Taiwan's Centers for Disease Control commissioned a series of anthro illustrations of diseases. Here's covid-19:

taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4036

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Lino cutting 

I made a stamp today to make labels for garlic hot sauce

This is just a test print so it's a little blotchy but I think it'll look nice when it's done (I still have to make the hot sauce, peppers are fermenting at the moment)

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sorry nintendo but there's only one purple game cube that gets MY seal of approval

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Asking for money for someone else 

So there's a homeless 18 year old asking me for money on Venmo. I've given her some but i thought maybe others could help too? It seems like she's in a really bad situation

Venmo is Tatiana-Toplitz18

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"Long Covid" 

> Almost a third of recovered Covid patients return to hospital in five months and one in eight die

yahoo.com/news/almost-third-re

:yikes:

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I think of this throwaway line from the Calculords tutorial often when I'm trying to think of a justification for some mechanic or bit of strange worldbuilding in a game

Of course, space treachery. What more explanation do you need? You gonna try to argue that space *isn't* treacherous?

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Unreal Assault 3: Ambition: Carmage and the Lost Beach Disc

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is Gundam Wing coherent? no. but does it have terrific animation? also no. but the voice acting? *chef's kiss* absolutely not.

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my new brand is outside the box solutions for your problems. steamrollers for a traffic jam. cyanide for your landlord. boxing gloves and a timer for your meeting. flowers for your worst enemy and a tunnel painted on the side of a cliff for your closest friend

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what would be the funniest crime to do during the purge

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hey is there a mastodon instance that would allow a friend's 14 year old commie son to post on it? i know lots of instances are really weird about minors posting there even if they aren't like, porn instances

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My dad threatened to have me committed so I am now homeless and would like to beg for a place to stay for a day or two. I'm being serious. I'm in northern germany.
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