@garfiald
Plato tells him to suck it, they're clearly "platoots".

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marcel proust logs on and claims to be making "pousts", to everyone's despair

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for real tho, if you ever need any content warnings for a movie, check out doesthedogdie.com

it doesn't just warn for animal death anymore. a ways back it started adding more and more content warnings.

it's gotten to warning for specific kinds of deaths, specific kinds of trauma and abuse, hatecrimes, specific mutilations, addictions, etc.

it's really really helpful for people with any kinds of triggers for stuff like that.

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keep getting spike Lee and spike jonze mixed up. that is a name for dogs not film directors

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Pokemon is fun because i get to crush a kindergartener’s pet caterpillar and they have to give me 900 dollars lol

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And now live with my King's Quest 6 stream! Come and watch me get this prince killed so many times the game gives up and just lets him win!

twitch.tv/darthhelmet86

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uspol 

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i think if you consider the context of each pokemon game, at release, then Red/Blue is the best by such a wide margin

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hey fedizens (and especially niusers)! i built something!

it's a tool that can open a mastodon export archive and show you all of your toots and favorites (if they're available). it's still not perfect and needs substantial improvements, but i decided to publish it now, as niusers were asking questions about how to view export.

purr.neocities.org

also i'll post updates at @meowViewer (report bugs there if you encounter them!). please boost! :boost_ok:

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Wow. Amazing news from Bareilly, #uttarpradesh

The local police inspector allegedly threatened to file charges under the National Security Act against Irshad Khan if he continued to post about pollution on social media.

#NSA #india #pollution #AirPollution #democracy #socialmedia

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Disney+ more like DISNEY MINUS AM I RIGHT LADIE- /a bullet flies through my head. you turn to see who fired it. It's Michael Mouse. He's finally snapped.

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okay lucy and i are gonna stream the pokemon platinum nuzlocke soonish uwu!

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