Banquo @Banquo@mastodonten.de

on this day last year the pictured exchange occurred on twtr and made me laugh for days and days

Did an asshole write this
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/14/science/rectum-breathing-oxygen.html

Am Mittwoch, 19. Mai, liegen im Bundestag Gesetzentwürfe zur Abstimmung an, die das völlig veraltete und größtenteils menschenrechtswidrige "Transsexuellengesetz" durch ein moderneres Selbstbestimmungsrecht ersetzen sollen.
Wenn ihr wollt und könnt, möchte ich euch bitten, euere Abgeordneten daran zu erinnern, warum es eine gute Idee ist, für diese Entwürfe zu stimmen.

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these days, seems like nobody's trying to organize hip-hop concerts with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts

How to solve a problem the German way:

1️⃣ build a new bike path
2️⃣ block the pavement with equipment for air-pollution monitoring
3️⃣ do not reduce car traffic, but put six huge vacuum cleaners next to the monitoring station onto the bike path
4️⃣ set up 14 traffic signs that legalize riding on the pavement, whereever a vacuum cleaner blocks the bike path.
5️⃣ problem solved! SUCCESS!

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#fahrrad #cycling @mastobikes @mastobikes_de

installing a gaming router in my home, whereupon it summons several demons and i have to break out the shotgun again

Blahaj has been deflated, this is not a drill

Imagine being called Lovecraft and not writing sex books

A Moral Quandary: The Government Has Developed A Serum That Can Cure Gaming And They’re Demanding All Gamers Take It https://ogn.theonion.com/a-moral-quandary-the-government-has-developed-a-serum-1846863840 #videogameculture #humanbehavior #socialgroups #nerdculture #stereotypes #cultures #blevins #gaming #ocasio #tyler #gamer

good morning, today is my 40th birthday so I am now the oldest person on the fediverse. don't worry if you forgot to get me a present, wishing me a happy birthday is just as good if you happen to have a little spare cash right now you could make a donation to SkatePal as well https://www.skatepal.co.uk/donate

Don't make me tap the sine ∿

National Library of Kosovo, Pristina, Kosovo, designed by Croatian architect Andrija Mutnjaković. built 1944.

“Lobbying by Poland and Hungary has led to the removal of the phrase ‘gender equality’ from a Friday declaration on advancing social cohesion in the European Union.”

https://inkl.com/a/jaPqNGivWgv

Thank goodness they didn’t try to remove “Single Market” or there would have been a huge uproar.

#EuropeanValues

I have no ass and I must poop

racist against the br*tish?? fuck yeah I am lmfaoooo