EA Jorts @Banquo@mastodonten.de

I have to keep doing this donation thing to until they throw us out. I'm kinda glad it hasn't happened yet cause we're still not ready or able to pay for it
Guess they're saving us till last

Someone asked for me to add my kiddo's wish list again this year so I'm adding that too

Thanks to everyone that keeps sharing these annoying things

🖤 🙏 🖤 🖤 😫 🖤 🖤 🙏 🖤

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1G78EDD2QS3ZL?ref_=wl_share

https://gofundme.com/theysoldourcondoandkickingusout

https://cash.app/$luxotek
https://venmo.com/luxotek
https://paypal.me/luxotek

some say he's still lying in bed playing Pokémon

I call this photoset “Wales is beautiful but I should be revising for exams”

long sleeve that says CATHOLIC GUILT in the sleeves in gothic font

Farming communities should have beekeeping coops that maintain and collect from a series of hives strategically spread around the farmland so there's reliable pollinators that all farmers have access to. The coop would have a headquarters in town they distribute the products from in town.

i can make these jokes because Google is literally trying to buy the City of Toronto and turn it into a private cyberpunk hellscape that tracks your every move

"wait, what??"

yeah, i wish i was exaggerating

https://www.blogto.com/tech/2019/06/sidewalk-labs-master-plan-toronto/

if you ever want to see what marxists mean when they talk about how capitalism meat grinds even the things people hold to be most sacred into neatly packaged commodities, go to a nearby megachurch's christmas event
unquestionably the most disgusting thing i have ever been a part of

teaching my dog the high hopes dance, in violation of all laws and mores

BEHOLD
the forbidden techniques

Pirates of the Worlds

imagine being this weak. this person will NOT survive the winter. this is truly some “I don’t like this milk it’s too spicy” *bullshit*

arts here btw but beware the profile is v nsfw if you explore further: https://www.twitter.com/rhabarberei/status/1202706166368886792

Baby Yoda being used on LinkedIn memes so we have to put him down now

Just heard the lyric "gonna mash up the place like we have insurance" and I've never felt so disappointed in the youth today.

I'm FASCINATING in German.

(All Germans who know me: shut up! I'm trying to seem cool!)

so i just got broken up with unexpectedly and have to figure out a plan to move out soon. i have no extra money to spare for a deposit or anything. please please help i cannot go back to living with my parents again. im hoping to be able to figure out how to scrape together $800-1000 to cover a deposit and any moving costs i might run into.

paypal: https://paypal.me/grayhauff
cash app: $GraceHauff
venmo: @Grace-Hauff

Hey,

I've decided to offer myself up as a voice coach for trans people who need it free/cheap.

No matter what you desire to work towards, you come to me as a friend I would like to help be comfy. Whether that be feminising, masculinising, or a voice made of various different elements :)

We will do exercises, talk about posture, be hydrated, apply it to real life, and I promise to tailor things to meet your needs.

I will do this over discord. DM me if you fancy this.

Boosts appreciated

What would a good way to make an opt-in toot compilation service be? I'm thinking a bot that follows you before it allows your posts to be added, and allowing you to block the bot in order to remove all of your toots from the service, but there's no good way to do that without also giving the bot access to your private posts.

Pokemon fans: Hmm, some of these newer designs are a little inconsistent

Digimon: