Buying Bitcoins to celebrate Elon Musk inventing tunnels.

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Best, most dramatic way to store/record a prophecy of World Ending importance

Castlevania Season 4 starting May 13, nice.

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NGL, would be nice if it was possible to buy a PS5 anywhere.

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I think my town is secretly hoping that if they put off re-paving my dead-end road long enough, the plows will eventually scrape all of the blacktop off and it will be a dirt road. Problem solved!

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Yo what role do you play?

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*Youth pastor voice* You know who was the first guy to get a rib removed so he could get his dick sucked?

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if the timeline is moving too fast, open your flaps another notch

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work clothes begtoot, boosts yes 

okay deleted last begtoot cus we got all the household stuff we need and family stepped up to buy our bed! Thanks to those who got us on all that 🥰

I did just get hired for a new job and I have NO work clothes or shoes/insoles. If anyone has anything black in a us18 or shoes sz10 that would rock, or I wouldn’t say no to thrifting funds of course!

PayPal.me/londonshine
$glamorshark
@londonshine (0309)

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Boy the news has done a good job of spinning “Biden risks Afghanistan peace agreement by delaying the agreed upon withdrawal by 4 months” into “Biden ending Afghanistan war in September”

ariananews.af/taliban-warns-fo

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I can't wait for Coronavirus is over so I can sit alone in my apartment by choice instead of by force

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@robotcarsley "To me, that's preposterous. 1984, things of that nature." — Winston A. Smith, in “1984”

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Fediverse has corrupted me so when I read "Öcalan was based in Syria from 1979 to 1998" I wonder what he did that made him not based anymore.

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you can't convince me philip hasn't been dead and the royals weren't just weekend and bernie'sing him around for a long ass time

man looked like he was actively rotting

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